I'm a Wishful Thinker With the Worst Intentions

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Saturday, May 27, 2006

A hilarious chapter from an otherwise depressing book...

By Cindy Chupack

"...Instead, we're dating men we genuinely thought could be The One, and when they turn out to be just the twenty-fifth, it's understandably depressing and annoying. To make matters worse, everybody has advice to dole as you cry over your chicken Caesar salad: 'These things take time. This is a loss. You're mourning the loss of the life you thought you'd have. You should go back to therapy or to that yoga class where they turn up the heat and people either feel amazing or pass out.'
Well, I have advice also. I say sleep with someone else. Sexual sorbet cleanses the palate and prepares you for your next course. After all, you don't want your ex to be the last guy you slept with. You need to put some distance between the two of you, and five to seven inches ought to do it.
Now bear in mind I'm not talking about a rebound relationship,. You're not ready for a relationship. This is strictly sex, and that fact should be communicated clearly to your choice or sorbet."


interesting advice.
but can girls ever really just have sex??

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