A hilarious chapter from an otherwise depressing book...

By Cindy Chupack

"...Instead, we're dating men we genuinely thought could be The One, and when they turn out to be just the twenty-fifth, it's understandably depressing and annoying. To make matters worse, everybody has advice to dole as you cry over your chicken Caesar salad: 'These things take time. This is a loss. You're mourning the loss of the life you thought you'd have. You should go back to therapy or to that yoga class where they turn up the heat and people either feel amazing or pass out.'
Well, I have advice also. I say sleep with someone else. Sexual sorbet cleanses the palate and prepares you for your next course. After all, you don't want your ex to be the last guy you slept with. You need to put some distance between the two of you, and five to seven inches ought to do it.
Now bear in mind I'm not talking about a rebound relationship,. You're not ready for a relationship. This is strictly sex, and that fact should be communicated clearly to your choice or sorbet."


interesting advice.
but can girls ever really just have sex??

Titanium is heavier than I thought...

[my music: Finch ~ What it is to Burn]

I seriously had the best year ever. The year ended off real well with lots of smiles, a few tears, and yes... even some anger and frustration. But that's life. Life at Quinnipiac was beautiful this year. I made so many friends that I firmly intend on keeping in my life forever. Like I could def see myself walking down the isle in a few years and having all of my suitemates waiting up there as my bridesmaids. That would be the ideal. I love these girls like whoa and i def wanna keep them around in the future cuz i want my kids to know exactly why i am the way that i am... living with those 7 girls throughout college fucked with my head alittle... haha... just kidding girls, damn. Oh boy... well now i'm home and missing my girlies soooo badly. I miss the nonstop talking and giggling.

but now i'm home... with my loves. I went to see my goldie pie the other day. that was awesome, chillin', DRIVING, gambling, eating, watching tv & sleeping. that is what my trip consisted of... oh and really bad beer pong skills... right. I got to see garrett too... helped him move out of his ultra sweet suite... i swear, his suite was the shit. I can't wait for my trip up to connecticut next week to see the lover & roomie... then hopefully getting out to the island to see stini & the LI boys... holla! I can't wait for camp.... i love kids... i just don't want to have any of my own with in the next at least 9 or 10 years. oh and that reminds me... i need a boyfriend. damn. i wish they were something like eggs or milk that when you need it you just go pick it up... and it's yours. damn. oh well.


so i started wearing this ring on a chain.
it's heavier than i thought.

Timing is Everything

[my music: Hoobastank ~ The Reason]

You once told me that i was your reason.
What happened?
Summer is almost here. It makes me nervous.
I didn't miss you for a long time, but that changed tonight.
you were always it for me. that's the honest truth.
I wish just for one more day you can hold me.
And tell me that i'm it.

oh well.